Delta

As you have probably heard, my bestest and dearest popstar friend Delta Goodrem has been diagnosed with Hodgkin's disease. Which sucks. The good news is it's one of the more treatable forms of cancer, and is the same one Barry Watson (from 7th Heaven) was diagnosed with last year.
Needless to say my thoughts are with her, and I know she will do brilliantly, because she's a complete champ and the most lovely person you could ever want to know.
Love you Delts!

Sorry
... that it's been so long since I last updated. I have been ill this week. Also: I was lazy. And I'd set such a good precident last week, hadn't I?

Charlie's Mystery solved!
Those of you who have seen Charlie's Angels may have, like me and everbody I know, wondered who on Earth the guy playing the copper in the CSI scene was. It kinda looked and sounded like Owen Wilson - but without the broken nose, and with a dash of Seann William Scott thrown in. Well, turns out it's none other than Luke and Owen's brother Andrew! Andrew has been in just as many filums as his brothers, it's just he always plays small roles with next-to-no lines. I dunno why.
(Thanks to Carolyn for checking this out because somebody else was to lazy to.)

9021-ohhhh

Yeah Ian, it was so funny. *cough*
Anyway, I hope ya'll were able to tune into the exciting 90210 reunion the other night. Although it actually wasn't very good, aside from being able to see them all together again (well, except for Tori Spelling, who has "moved on" and BAG, who had "filming commitments". Yeah right).
Looking old: Luke and Jason. I guess Jase at least had a car accident as an excuse. But damn, they had some eye baggage.
HATE!: Shannen and Jennie. Even when Shann tried her best to pretend to be nice to Jennie, Jen wouldn't so much as look at her.
Shoes!: Why did Luke keep taking off his shoes and rolling them around the floor? Crazy fella.
Campy!: Jim Walsh. So Grosse Point was true after all.

Ha!
Germanians are so crazy, aren't they? Frankly, yes, but not fun crazy, mental asylum crazy. Anyhoo, this story is about Renee Zellweger.
Ren was at a cafe not long ago when a Germanian couple at the next table started bitching in Germanian about her looking like a shabby midget. Well, the crazy Krauts didn't seem to realise that Renee's dad was Germanian so when they started wondering to themselves if she was married, she snapped; “No, I’m not. I’m 5ft 3in and always dress like this in the morning.” Except in Germanian, obviously. Ha!

Geri Sexy

Geri Halliwell has made another leap in her struggle to reclaim the fame in the US. She will guest-star next season on Sex And The City as an old friend of Samantha (Kim Cattrall) named Phoebe Kittenworth. Sure.
Not to be outdone in a country where nobody knows who her hubby is, Victoria Beckham is to guest on Will & Grace. Apparently Elton John fixed it up by calling Eric McCormack who plays Will. Typical.

Xtina da ghetto queen

Here's a squizz at Christina Aguilera's awesome '80s look for her new vid "Can't Hold Us Down". Honestly, why did the '90s even bother happening? There was no point.

Dummy update
After returning to the big screen in Charlie’s Angels, Dummy is reported to be starring alongside Mike Myers in the next Austin Powers movie. Seeing as she produced the other films, it doesn't sound like too much of a stretch. What I find hard to believe is that Mike wants to call it Live & Let Pussy Die, which doesn't even make sense. But at least it sounds like Mr Bigglesworth will be back.
Now, if we could only do something about Dummy's freakoid head ...

WHAT?
Have you seen the new Hungry Jack's ad for the Country Style Long Bun Chicken (or whatever it's called)? They've ripped off Eminem! Ha! Daggy old Hungry Jack's! Instead of "Guess who's back/Shady's back", they're all, "Guess what's at/Hungry Jacks".
Plus, they've ripped off Burger King's Southern Style Chicken burger. Not that I care. It's my fave burger ever!