Paris' Secrets: part one - "just say no"
I love Paris Hilton.
She has a special trick that not everybody has caught onto, and I reall think they should.
You see, any time I have seen her, she seems to be completely smashed.
But this cannot be, because, by her own admission, she doesn't drink or do drugs.
She is, in fact, "high on life".
And from the effects it's had on her, this "life" seems to be way better at knocking you sideways than any drugs I've ever come across ... in medical periodicals ... for journalistic reasons ...
Thanks Paris!

Kylie vs Britney vs Holly
Why would I even bother with a heading like this, you ask? It's no contest, you say furiously!
Well, who am I to disagree.
These three gals may have all released albums at the same time, but there is no contest, it's all about Kylie.
Although "Slow" is a bit crap, "Body Language" has some quite ace tunes hidden between the beeps.
Meanwhile, "Me Against The Music" is a crime to music itself, and brought down Madge along with Britney's car crash career. The album is utter rubbish filled with crud.
Holly's "State Of Mind" single was kind of fun, except for the fact she can't sing at all. Her album? Not nearly as good as the last one, sadly.

My fave songs on "Body Language"
"Promises"
This song is all fun. '80s production with '70s lyric structure. I mean, it's not exactly a single - but neither were "Please Stay" and "Come Into My World", and let's face it, "Slow". She does do the weird semi-whisper singing in it. Damn her.

"Red Blooded Woman"
I am still obsessed with this song. I can so imagine the video. Do you think she will let me direct it? MUST be a single.

"Obsession"
This song reminds me of Rhythm of Love (the album) for some reason I can't explain. It's just fun adult pop. Her voice sounds okay deep, but I wish she'd sing more proper.

"Loving Eyes"
I can imagine this being a single in America. I think radio there would love it. With a spooky black and white video. I hope so. I have decided she should have been doing these fun R&B ballads ages ago.

"Slo Motion"
Why is it her "bonus tracks" are always better than several of the "real" songs? Who cares as long as we get to hear them. But this song rules, and in my dreams would also be a single.

Shhhh!
You didn't hear it from me, but word is the real reason Joe Scully got the boot is because of a booze problem. He's probably just a method actor.