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Picture For The Day
For some reason I remembered this afternoon about this photo and laughed so hard I had to post it ...

Duran Duran Live!

The original Duran Duran (or at least the original group that released records) played for the first time since Live Aid in 1985 last night at the Roxy in LA.
Nicolas Cage and Beck were both there, proving that there is at least one thing I like about both of them.
Fans lined up for ten hours to get tickets to the show, which is the first in a "world tour" that covers only the west coast of the US, Japan, and the UK. Though, I do fancy a trip to Japan. They'd better come here next year.

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[Me with Benji and Joel]
I love Good Charlotte (my bestest punkster lite pals) and I lurve their new single "Girls & Boys". It's awesome. It's so '80s, it's so true, and it even has a cool nod to Blur in it.
Remember when Blur were still fun? Good times.
Remember when I dyed my hair like Benji's? Best you don't, really.

Taj!

Crystal has given her Story of Taj it's very own site! It's brilliant! Hopefully we'll get more updates as he slowly stalks all the females in the street. It will no doubt be Summer next, the big sicko.

Dead On Arrival

Poor Pete Burns has always been a freak, but thanks to years of plastic surgery he's giving MJ a run for his money in the face department these days. And he wonders why he never gets on TV anymore. Can I suggest a Martin Bashir special? Eeek!

Orlando Bluem
Orlando Bloom is to appear in the video for Blue's new single "Guilty". It all happened when he got drunk and Duncan James (the proper one, not that new Aussie singin' bloke) accosted him with the request. Poor Orlie must have been off it because he agreed.
"I told him it was only a cameo but it was the whole point of the song and he jumped at it," pips Dunc. "He said, 'Count me in'."
I guess this mean they won't be releasing the awesome Gazza Barlow-penned "Supersexual". Idiots.
Also, if you named your kid Duncan, you'd give him the second name Donuts, wouldn't you? You just would.

Spice Reunion, part 657
First Emma Bunton, and now Victoria Beckham has gone back to former Spicie manager Simon Fuller. Apparently Victoria didn't see Emma's last chart position, but because Simon owns the whole Idol thing, he's all powerful in the US - he recently scored Geri the gig as judge on dodgy reality show All American Girl.
The best bit of this is that Simon has long been heard talking up a Spice Girls reunion tour for their 10th anniversary (next year) . Now all we really need is Mel C to come to her senses (or run out of money, which ever comes first) and we have a tour!
(Note: I have no doubt Mel B would do whatever they asked, so she doesn't even rate a mention, bless her.)

* Crazy lil' Mark Owen has announced his new single is called "Four Minute Warning" because he wants it to be played if there ever is a four-minute warning of Armageddon. Shhh Marky, not too loudly, you wouldn't want to wake your brain.

Fun things for the day:
* Wanting to use a photo of yourself with Good Charlotte and realising you don't have one. Then doing a net search and finding some. Yay! Bless you, internet.
* The actors strike: not because strikes are fun (which they are, especially when you get free public transport), but because on Ten News they showed Blair McDonough wearing a scarf (Ha!) and Jonathan "Dutto" Dutton was there! Bring Back Dutto!!!