Captain Cheese

Tuesday, May 17, 2005

Kyles

Me and my lovely Kyles
Just a shout out to my lovely Kylie Minogue, who has just been diagnosed with breast cancer and postponed her tour. Needless to say that my thoughts are with her, as they so often are anyway.
In a statement Kyles says, ?"I was so looking forward to bringing the Showgirl tour to Australian audiences, and am sorry to have to disappoint my fans. Nevertheless hopefully all will work out fine and I?'ll be back with you all again soon.?"
Because, of course, our first thoughts are that we can't see the show and not that she's battling an illness ... hang on.
I knew today would be a bad day.
Luckily, I'm sure she'll be fine. And I'll have all of her songs to listen to all night. "Secret Heart" seems like a fun choice to start with.
Love Scott xo

PS: Just to add a quote I just read from Molly Meldrum. I think he sums it up, in his own humble way, really well; "There's no words I can describe this, because way back it was Olivia, then of course Delta ... and now Kylie. I can't comprehend this you know. I simply cannot comprehend this." Bless 'im.

Monday, May 16, 2005

Sith-tatsic!

Look, there's nothing fun or cool about the Sith Lords. No, they're evil and bad and stuff. But Just the same I was pretty freaking excited to be able to see a sneak preview of the filum last week. Is it better than the last two prequels? Hell yeah. Is it better than any of the other trilogy? Um, nope.
Some of the dialogue is truly horrible and several vital plot points are quickly referenced towards the end to try to wrap up gaps in the story, but I still loved it.
I mean, there are holes that I will spell out with glee when people have had a chance to see it, but I will be silent for now.
The best moment? Yoda jumping on Chewie's back. Hilarious!
Meanwhile, I was imagining that Anakin's turn to Darth would be violent. And I abhor violence, but he wasn't nearly messy enough for mine, even if his limbs were all missing.

Cam on Cam

Poor old Cameron Diaz. I mean, here she is innocently canoodling with her married pal, probably for comfort, as her boyf Timbo is in hospital having lumps lopped off his singing pipes. I mean, it would be hard for anyone, and of course you'd go for a comforting pash with the first person who walked passed. We've all done it.
Of course, these pics of Cameron Diaz don't show her doing anything more than having a hug with this unfamous random, but that's not what the likes of Woman's Day want us to be thinking. I mean, over that shoulder there is EVERY chance that they are pashing, and what's more I can't see what's going on below waist level - they're probably totally nekkid! A baby is probably on the way! ETC.