I'm not proud ...
... but I'm tanked.
It seems that I haven't updated this site in a very, very long time. Since November. I mean, I have been so slack lately that it seems I only pop in to make an apology for my lack of updates.
Today has been a big day for me; not only did I get drunk, but I also found out my job is in jeopardy, found out my frenemy has moved to Sydney, complained that Jamie Angel was ruining Judith Lucy's new breakfast show on 2dayfm, I wrote stories for my evil employers, I did my radio show, I listened to JC Chasez's ace-if-misunderstood new single "Some Girls (Dance With Women)" a lot, I watched the season premiere of Neighbours and teared up when Harold didn't die (thank God), I drank a lot of bourbon and wine, I talked to my sister and Na-Na and Beccie and Dan on the phone and then I decided I should go to my silly website that I had forgotten all about.
So here I am.

Name dropping department
Because I am a shameless namedropper right now (also read: out of my brain drunk) I have decided to present:
Top 5 Famous People In My E-Mail Address Book
1) George Clooney (Does it count now that he has disconnected it?)
2) Pauly Shore (Sure, I've never e-mailed him, but whatever)
3) Daniel MacPherson (He's on The Bill now, you know)
4) Peter Hellier (He rules!)
5) Kimmy Cooper (Kimmy!)
6) Sara-Marie (Ummm!)
7) Peter Overton (How did this get in here?)
8) Angus Kennett (Does this one count?)
9 The-one-who-was-Dylan-Russell-on-Home-and-Away (Brett Hicks-Maitland, apparently)
10 Boyd Duff off Totally Wild (consider the barrel utterly scraped)

Conspicuously absent: Delta. Well, leave it out vultures!

That made no sense.

Speaking of ...

Here I am with my bestest popstar friend at last years ARIAs. God she's beautiful, isn't she? Thankfully, I was less drunk then than now. Mmmm ... I hope she wasn't too scared.

Pauly

Speaking of Pauly, here he is with superhot Tiffani Theissen. Who, PS: is really bad for smoking. But it's okay, she blames former Saved By The Bell co-star Mark-Paul Gosselar and so do I.
Meanwhile, they totally did it. But Tiff got mad when Pauly told Howard Stern. Oops.
Luckily, they made the ace Son In Law together. I sure hope that's on DVD soon.

Colour Me Judith

The ace Judith Lucy has made her triumphant debut on Sydney breakfast radio today, thank God. She is awesome and finally a reason for me to listen 2DayFM despite it's banal playlist (I think that's my word for the day because I've already used it twice). Pete Hellier (ace!) and Kaz Cooke (Ha!) join her ... as does the rather pathetic afore mentioned Jamie Angel, who seems keen to tell his boring stories in a lame attempt to keep up with the funny folk.
If we can find away to get rid of him, the show shall be awesome. Especially when I hit the turps with Jude.
PS: Who is now engaged: congrats, Jude!

Hole in yo head

Poor old Daniel Beddingfield is looking a little worse for wear after his big car crash in New Zealand. Seems he has to wear this strange head brace for three months.
Still, it will be a fun addiction to his new video, I'm sure. Especially if it has some space theme.
Sorry.
Hope you get better soon, DB.

Coming soon to tha Cheese ...

My tribute to the ace Saved By The Bell...