Captain Cheese

Sunday, October 05, 2003

No-Go Zone

You know, I thought I hated Burtney's new single "Me Against The Music" when I first heard it, but now I've heard the version that also features Madonna, and I have something to share: it's even worse.
All that they've done, dear reader, is get Madonna in the studio to sing some new bits over the top of Burtney's already recorded song, and it all sounds decidely pasted-together and lame. Not for one second do you think they are in the same room together singing this song.

Sample "conversation" lyric:

Britney: Uuuuh
Madonna: Hey Britney, are you ready?
Britney: Uuuuhh

That said, the song, with or without Madonna's involvement, is complete crap. I mean, I've called her songs crud before, but this is an all-time Burtney low (As are her pants on the single cover).
On top of Madonna's pathetic talky bits, her singy bits, once sung by backing vocalist plebs, are almost all out of her key (whatever that might be).
While Madge's music has been rubbish of recent times - thank God she found her true calling as a kiddie's author - I can't believe she agreed to this song. It's worse than even her dodgy songs! It's a disaster for all involved!
RUN WHILE YOU STILL CANNNNN!!!!